So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
my milkshake brings the dogs to the yard
what if one day
STAFF WE LOVE YOU
DID THE STAFF JUST USE A FUCKING STARKID GIF OH MY WIZARD GOD
My dad. I’m 24, and asked if you ever shake the feeling of not being an adult, and this was his response. Probably the most comforting thing he could have said. (via pumpkincupcakes)
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
I am all of these things.
1950s Rudolf Black tulle Cocktail Dress with rhinestone/star studded bodice and skirt (via)
"Your art has a nobility about it that you don’t often see in fanart."
I didn’t think I could love you more
that chicken nugget really speaks to me though
is that the messiah or a chicken nugget
i genuinely thought this was a cute little sponge the whole time. but yes nugget will do, very good.
Not even lion