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metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(via encourage)


obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(via encourage)






claphne:

child

why u scream

(via giftyisgifted)


literallyrad:

literallyrad:

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literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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I FOUND TROY AGAIN A DAY LATER AND HE’S GONNA HIRE ME AS HIS PERSONAL PUBLICIST 

(via i-dont-even-like-brusselsprouts)



allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES


  • cas: *stands up to a fucking archangel*
  • cas: *escapes a holy fire circle by using a demon as a bridge*
  • cas: *banishes a room full of angels by carving a banishing sigil into his own chest*
  • cas: *molotov cocktails the most powerful angel in heaven*
  • cas: *slaughters thousands of angels and hundreds of humans*
  • cas: *hides a tablet uNDER HIS OWN SKIN*
  • cas: *digs a bullet out of his flesh and kills another angel with it*
  • spn fandom: aw look at the cute helpless adorable baby




This might seem like a fairytale, you might even laugh from it. You will say that something so strange is impossible.

But this is certainly my mother’s story. The person my mother fell in love with was a wolf-man.

(via i-dont-even-like-brusselsprouts)


mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

(via i-dont-even-like-brusselsprouts)


graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via i-dont-even-like-brusselsprouts)



redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

(via giftyisgifted)


helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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(via asian)



trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

(via sleepdeep-flyhigh)


rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

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(via encourage)





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